Marrying George Clooney

can someone explain this to me? i am so fucking confused. okay, so there were a bunch of politicians & a few rabbi’s (which i don’t know about you, but sounds awfully like the beginning of a joke … 3 mayors and a rabbi walk into a bar…) who were in the kidney/counterfeit goods business – holy shit – bribery, corruption, laundering millions of dollars, not to mention selling faux purses and such on every fucking corner in New York City. Levy Izhak Rosenbaum was charged with conspiring to arrange the sale of an Israeli citizen’s kidney for $160,000 (that’s one hundred and sixty grand) for a transplant for the informant’s fictitious (FICTITIOUS) uncle. He — Rosenbaum –  was quoted as saying he had been arranging the sale of kidneys for 10 years.

10 years? Fictitious uncle? 160 grand for a kidney.

and let’s not forget 60 bucks, okay 45 depending on the corner, for a fucking “goo-chi.”

i’m going to bed, and when i wake up i want this to be a make-believe nightmare.