Marrying George Clooney

okay, I have to say, all this stuff swirling around about jesse james, sandra bullock’s husband, or from all this shit swirling around, her soon to be ex-husband… what i found most interesting, most enticing (and full disclosure: honestly, i find this very very sad, not what i’m about to say, but this whole break-up rumor possibility, i find that sad … anyway) … this woman, the other woman … the twittering mistress … was an amish med school student and a fetish stripper with an added tattoo fetish.
amish.
fetish.
let’s say that one more time: amish. fetish.
i just wanna say for the record, i think sandra bullock rocks.
i think she is one great amazing funny charming woman. and i hope, i really frickin’ hope that her husband didn’t cheat.
i hope that this amish med school student with a stripper tattoo fetish is just trying to ruin everyone’s day.
and i think because of this scandal we should all band together and never ever buy one of those amish heating stoves that seems to be the rage in pennsylvania. actually, you know what, i’m gonna take that one step further. i think because sandra bullock makes me swoon, i will not – i repeat NOT – watch the movie witness ever again.
and jesse james, if you cheated on her … if you broke her heart … well then i would definitely watch my back if i were you.