Marrying George Clooney

what started out as a wonderful, sexy, romantic night turned into a mild version of halloween, including a teeny bit of howling.
most of you already know i go to physical therapy for a neck, shoulder ache pain issue.
my PT (physical therapist) said to me yesterday, “later today after you ice, put some tiger balm on your shoulder, that’ll help.”
i said, “what about bengay?”
she said, “wow, bengay. yeah, sure. that works.”

yes, yes yes … it works wonders when it’s applied to a shoulder, or the neck, or the lower back or upper back. it works. it penetrates. it soothes. it takes away some of the aches & pains so you can roll around and have a romantic sexy kinda night.

it does not however work at all when accidently* rubbed onto a penis.

and never ever ever put an ice pack on a penis after you accidently* apply bengay.

trust me.

suffice it to say it was a 2 ambien night.

(*yes, accidently. you must ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS wash your hands after applying. )