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	<description>Musings from a Midlife Crisis</description>
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		<title>Dear Michelle Bachman</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Here on our watch we will stand, we will stand for life, we will never forget, we will never give up, and next year we will gather in a day of celebration when we have finally ended abortion in this all important election,&#8221; she said. &#8220;Join me this year. Choose life.&#8221; Michelle Bachman Choose Life. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.marryinggeorgeclooney.com/blog/2012/01/23/dear-michelle-bachman/</link>
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		<title>kickin&#8217; ass on kickstarter</title>
		<description><![CDATA[when we first started the kickstarter campaign for Marrying George Clooney, Confessions From A Midlife Crisis (the Play) i wrote a blog, and I shared with everyone my absolute fear of and disdain for asking people, friends, folks for money. oh my god i would have preferred running naked through Shoprite. i can&#8217;t even begin [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.marryinggeorgeclooney.com/blog/2012/01/21/kickin-ass-on-kickstarter/</link>
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		<title>Dear George Clooney,</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear George, I know it&#8217;s been a while since I&#8217;ve reached out. Called. Wrote. Got in touch. I&#8217;m hoping you&#8217;re not sitting by your iPhone waiting for that special ringtone, the Amy ringtone, the one with me giggling with excitement. Actually, truthfully&#8230; a confession&#8230;I was never fond of that ringtone, George. I much prefer the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.marryinggeorgeclooney.com/blog/2012/01/13/dear-george-clooney/</link>
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		<title>you</title>
		<description><![CDATA[you make me swoon. you make me count my blessings. you make me feel like i swallowed the sun. you make me feel so proud of myself. you make me want to be kinder, better, bigger, more. you make me wish and pray for goodness as soon as i open my eyes. you make me [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.marryinggeorgeclooney.com/blog/2012/01/11/you/</link>
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		<title>assisted loving</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ken is about to turn 71. good news. bad news. the good news is that he&#8217;s here, (actually, right now, this very minute cuddled up next to me) turning 71, loving his life, enjoying every second. he&#8217;s so very good at that. he loves his life. the bad news is that for me, he&#8217;s turning [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.marryinggeorgeclooney.com/blog/2012/01/04/assisted-loving-3/</link>
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		<title>new year. new me.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[okay, so this was a first. ken &#038; i have been married 20 years, almost 20 years, and to be totally honest, new years eve was never a big sort of let&#8217;s close the door on this fucking year&#8230; kind of night. always lovely, but not a ritual. but this year &#8211; 2012 &#8211; this [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.marryinggeorgeclooney.com/blog/2012/01/02/new-year-new-me/</link>
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		<title>wishing you&#8230;.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230; love. kindness. goodness. hugs and kisses. peace. (of mind. of heart. of home.) harmony. within. without. joy. everywhere. abundance (emotionally, physically, financially.) creativity. happiness. fulfillment. friendship. companionship. partnership. a shoulder. a hand. a box of kleenex. a good laugh. a good cry. a common thread. wishing you what you wish for yourself. good health. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.marryinggeorgeclooney.com/blog/2011/12/23/wishing-you/</link>
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		<title>taco (bells) amy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[sometimes i feel like it&#8217;s only me. i know, i know, holy narcissism. i know it&#8217;s not ALL ABOUT ME, but sometimes it just sorta feels that way. let me take you on my 3 AM middle-of-the-night-fiasco-excursion journey. it all started with a pain shooting straight down from the top of my neck, down to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.marryinggeorgeclooney.com/blog/2011/12/23/taco-bells-amy-2/</link>
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		<title>to bea or not to bea</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There are five words &#8211; five &#8211; when strung together form a sentence, and I was hoping, praying, chanting, lighting candles, smudging incense, dancing naked in the moonlight (and in parking lots) that I WOULD NEVER EVER NEVER say these words, this sentence, in this lifetime: I HAVE BECOME MY MOTHER. I have. It happened [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.marryinggeorgeclooney.com/blog/2011/12/21/to-bea-or-not-to-bea/</link>
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		<title>the chapter (from the memoir) that started it all: MARRYING GEORGE CLOONEY</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Marrying George Clooney Please raise your hand if you have ever had a fantasy of marrying George Clooney. I have taken a poll among my many curiously deranged, off-balance girlfriends who very often find themselves dancing, or in some cases, swaying, to the beat of their own iPod in the middle of the night. Each [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.marryinggeorgeclooney.com/blog/2011/12/14/the-chapter-from-the-memoir-that-started-it-all-marrying-george-clooney/</link>
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